Completely Made-up Omens Which Will Probably Come True
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Today's Horrorscope Saturday July 31st |
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| Aries
[March 21 - April 19]
Do not try to compete, this week. Magic will happen when you work together!
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Taurus
[April 20 - May 20]
Your relationships (job, romance, friendships) will not work out in the end.
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Gemini
[May 21 - June 20]
Are you a woman? This week is your time to shine!!! Are you a male? Well, step aside!!!
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| Cancer
[June 21 - July 22]
The stories and lessons from your childhood may no longer be relevant today. So catch up with the times! |
Leo
[July 23 - August 22]
Enjoy your youth!!!
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Virgo
[August 23 - September 23]
Find a hobby!.....other than eating
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| Libra
[September 24 - October 22]
Remember: It's not whether you had fun or not....it's how you look in the photos that counts!
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Scorpio
[October 23 - November 22]
You will be so poor that you will start writing Budget Jones' Diary.
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Sagittarius
[November 23 - December 24]
Your romantic life is about to EXPLODE with passion!
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| Capricorn
[December 25 - January 19]
You need to grow up!!!
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Aquarius
[January 20 - February 18]
Go have fun! The world loves you! |
Pisces
[February 19 - March 20]
Alcohol solves everything ....everything but your problems....
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The Dope Blogoscope:
A Quack Recommends the Best and Worst of the Blogosphere
The Good
Whoa! Carrie Underwood just shot up the charts to score her tenth number one single.
I wish I was a suburban female who had Carrie Underwood as my one rural friend. Every once in a while she would take me to the country bar.
I'd be all nervous about going at first, but then I'd get on my cowgirl hat, get in the spirit, and then have the time of my life. And then share all the pictures on Facebook the next day.
Keith Hunt July 29, 2010
The Bad
Ellen Degeneres recently announced that she is quitting American Idol.
Noo! I loved her as a judge on that show. She was like that one nice teacher you had for History class after having a scary teacher for Geogaphy class and English class.
Keith Hunt July 29, 2010
The Terrible
According to Lauren Stone, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are reportedly hanging out together again.
Gross! If they want to come to my party together, they better bring two bags of chips and not just one.
Keith Hunt July 29, 2010
